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champzagne:

words i associate with zayn: soft, gentle, beautiful, expensive 

he’s like if a $6,000 sweater was a person 

(via nialllhoran)

01feb:

01feb:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

I wonder how many of you know that this post was about harry styles

(Source: rainsfell, via nialllhoran)

nialllhoran:

nialllhoran:

niall started singing bootylicious by destiny’s child and he changed the words to “your body to niallicious for you babe” I love this kid

do i miss the tmh tour or just niall

(via nialllhoran)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via onedirectionforever)

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

i’m seeing some of y’all tryna say that the 1975 might be the otra opening act but 1 that ain’t the 1975’s scene and 2 over my dead body

(via foldablelouis)

"Can anyone recommend a good book to sit on my nightstand untouched for 3 years collecting dust while I mindlessly stare into this stupid screen?"

- Jeff Lyons (via sundaegrrl)

(via malinheh)

iluisindustries:

Now I’m no heterophobe, but in a hetero relationship, like… which one’s the man and which one’s the other man?

(via wondurwalls)

"I did not intend to get this drunk"

- Me everytime I drink (via fuckyesmad)

(via wondurwalls)

Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

Anonymous asked: why do u like one direction

modestmgmtofficial:

u make it sound like i had a choice

narry : *touch each other on the crotch* *kiss each other*
me : wonderful friendship incredible aha :) x
larry : *look at each other*
me : LA RYR LARYR LARYRY LARRYRY LARRY IS REAL SUCK IT UP BITCH LARRY IS REAL FUCK THEY ARE SO MARRIED IT HRUTS FUKC